Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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