My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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