btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Why did my mother make you get naked?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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