dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
