she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
If that was your dad, he is hot
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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