Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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