Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
These tits shall not be calmed
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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