yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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