Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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