Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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