38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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