Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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