i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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