sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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