i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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