if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
