Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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