I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I hope mine doesn't look like that
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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