So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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