On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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