Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
As shirtless as possible
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
MIDGETS
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Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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