I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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