Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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