what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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