Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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