I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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