why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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