can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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