Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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