I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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