I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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