Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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