I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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