just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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