I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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