just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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