The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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