well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
did i walk over a car last night?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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