Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Randomize