Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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