it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She has the best kind of daddy issues
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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