She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
