oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
its not stalking. its research.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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