She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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