That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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