You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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