Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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