once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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