I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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