I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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