I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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