...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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