Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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