do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
smell my finger.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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