ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Fuck appropriateness.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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