Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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