oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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